"HEAVEN FALLS BY THE LACK OF OXYGEN"
Because of various reasons there is a lack of oxygen in the world and people in panic, screams so that they are starting to drop small pieces of heaven.
"Because of deforestation, afforestation failure and global atmospheric pollution there is a lack of oxygen and this has caused panic in the cities, towns and regions of the world a great panic - Zapatero said seriously. "
"Yes, friends, and this fear has been that everyone should give this speech and weapons such commotion that the sky has begun to fall - said D. Zapatero even more serious. "
"I think it should to care much, since it has caused a serious rupture in a part of the sky, I did warn you, I warned to be careful with the felling of trees, guarding the natural environment and quit back many buildings - the minister said angrily of the environment. "
minister of the environment has designed a plan to avoid global human death from lack of oxygen in which to build a spacecraft with enough materials for the construction of a capsule on Mars or the moon, planting trees there and plants and install a base so you can live there and avoid the catastrophe has already been delivered. Although this will require many materials and hurry.
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So, readers, run, run home and pack your suitcases, grabs all the materials you have at home and bring them to the center of its people, make their last wishes before leaving (destroy something they did not like or say something to someone or wish they please), fence running to stores to buy plants and more than one, "take in your suitcase some entertainment items (console and TV, book, etc..) and especially something that they can not forget you ... do not forget your pets and your baby, they also have the right to live as much as seem to have little brain.
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